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granatæble
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Dato: 18/1 2011 16:04 | Indlæg redigeret den: 18/1 2011 16:27

nvm :)
F:C:A:R
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Dato: 18/1 2011 16:11


KeepTexasBeautiful
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Dato: 18/1 2011 16:19



granatæble
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Dato: 18/1 2011 16:23

HAHA lækkert tyggegummi der.
Colleen
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Dato: 18/1 2011 16:39





Eye Candy
Colleen
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Dato: 18/1 2011 17:39 | Indlæg redigeret den: 24/1 2011 18:04

Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?

A. We have to stop meating like this
Colleen
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Dato: 18/1 2011 17:52



Colleen
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Dato: 19/1 2011 17:34 | Indlæg redigeret den: 24/1 2011 18:05

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
F:C:A:R
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Dato: 19/1 2011 19:40

granatæble
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Dato: 19/1 2011 19:51 | Indlæg redigeret den: 19/1 2011 20:13

Det er en vinder den der FCAR haha
F:C:A:R
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Dato: 20/1 2011 18:35

dpa
A wild owl apparently had a wild time in southern Germany.
An owl that had evidently drunk too much Schnapps from two discarded bottles was so inebriated that it got picked up by police. The bird will be released once it has sobered up.

German police said on Tuesday they had discovered a paralytic owl that appeared to have drunk too much Schnapps from two discarded bottles.

"A woman walking her dog alerted the police after seeing the bird sitting by the side of the road oblivious to passing traffic," Frank Otruba, spokesman for the police in the southwestern city of Pforzheim, told SPIEGEL ONLINE.
The Brown Owl didn't appear to be injured and officers quickly concluded that it had had one too many. One of its eyelids was drooping, adding to the general impression of inebriation.

"It wasn't staggering around and we didn't breathalyze it but there were two little bottles of Schapps in the immediate vicinity," said Otruba. "We took it to a local bird expert who has treated alcoholized birds before and she has been giving it lots of water."

The bird will be released once it has sobered up, police said.

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http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,740157,00.html
Colleen
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Dato: 21/1 2011 16:29 | Indlæg redigeret den: 24/1 2011 18:17

A Seinfeldism pointed out by Peter B.

Isn't it wierd that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did that happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get me a hit of that stuff."
ProVeganSocieties
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Denne bruger har doneret penge til at holde Vegetarkontakt.dk kørende.
Dato: 21/1 2011 23:22

Synes du det er sjovt, Collie? Racisme-jokes? Really?
Det er så f-ing beskidt og primitivt!..
Stjernestøv
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Dato: 22/1 2011 02:48

Pro..
Jeg synes heller ikke det er sjovt, men skulle vi ikke have en tråd hvor vi forsøgte at holde den gode stemning? Så hvad med at oprette en ny og skrive mod racisme..
Og bare for lidt langsomme mig.. Nogle der vil forklare mig humoren i billederne? Jeg ved godt humor ikke skal forklares, men jeg kan slet ikke se det. :$
F:C:A:R
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Dato: 22/1 2011 02:52 | Indlæg redigeret den: 22/1 2011 03:19

.....................


DF...bær over med landsbytossen...
ProVeganSocieties
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Denne bruger har doneret penge til at holde Vegetarkontakt.dk kørende.
Dato: 22/1 2011 08:44

Stjernestøv, jeg skal da ikke oprette en tråd for at modsige mig noget der er skrevet i denne tråd :s
Der bliver offentliggjort noget racistisk, og det møder modstand - sådan er det!

Good talk.
:)
Colleen
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Dato: 22/1 2011 13:51 | Indlæg redigeret den: 24/1 2011 18:13

The parrot joke

A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again." As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"
Colleen
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Dato: 22/1 2011 14:55

Hvad med den her? Er den bedre?
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AIRPORT SECURITY: What\'s your name?

PASSENGER: Batman.

AS: Your real name, please.

P: My name is Batman.

AS: Are you trying to be funny?! What\'s your surname?

P: Superman.



Airport security handcuffs him & puts him in a locked security facility.



Then they checked his passport (attached).



GreenEnergy
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Dato: 24/1 2011 00:09

hey han er født samme dag som mig, den 13-05-90:)
Ulrik Smed
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Dato: 24/1 2011 17:27


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