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Luna_Månebarn
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Denne bruger har doneret penge til at holde Vegetarkontakt.dk kørende.
Dato: 15/4 2011 18:00

George Watsky - S for lisp



KunstnernavnLulu
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Dato: 15/4 2011 19:11



KunstnernavnLulu
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Dato: 15/4 2011 19:12



ragnar
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Dato: 17/4 2011 07:26

A LETTER FROM AN IRISH MOTHER

Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I’m still alive. I’m writing this letter slowly because I know you can’t read fast. You won’t know the house when you get home – we have moved.

About your father – he has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him – he cuts grass at the cemetery. There was a washing machine at the new house when we moved in but it hasn’t been working too good. Last week, I put in 14 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven’t seen the shirts since.

Your sister Mary had a baby this morning but I haven’t found out whether it’s a boy or a girl, so I don’t know if you are an aunt or an uncle.

Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of whisky in the Dublin Brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took three days to put out the fire.

I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father went with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.

It only rained twice this week, first for three days and then for four days. Monday was so windy one of the chickens laid the same egg four times. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on your Grandmother’s plot wasn’t paid in seven days, up she comes.

Your loving Mother
Xx

P.S. I was going to send you ten pounds but I had already sealed the envelope.
ragnar
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Dato: 17/4 2011 07:31

granatæble
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Dato: 18/4 2011 11:01

Lidt i respekt for mine ny-atheistiske venner ;) Den er jo sjov nok!!

Wonderboy
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Denne bruger har doneret penge til at holde Vegetarkontakt.dk kørende.
Dato: 18/4 2011 13:09

LOWL^^
KunstnernavnLulu
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Dato: 21/4 2011 11:45

http://www.krsnah.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/god-1.jpg
F:C:A:R
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Dato: 23/4 2011 21:23



F:C:A:R
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Dato: 23/4 2011 21:24



lucifer
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Denne bruger har i år '14 doneret penge til at holde Vegetarkontakt.dk kørende.
Dato: 24/4 2011 17:54




Bimmer
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Dato: 25/4 2011 00:28

lucifer, it's funny cuz it's true
lucifer
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Dato: 25/4 2011 04:25

jebs
:)
Bimmer
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Dato: 10/5 2011 22:34

A six year old is watching cable news with his father one day. At one point, he turns to his father and asks, “Dad, what is politics?”

Dad thinks for a moment and answers, “Well, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me ‘capitalism’. Mommy is the administrator of our finances, so we’ll call her ‘government’. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you ‘the people’. The nanny, well, consider her ‘the working class’. Your baby sister has a lot of growing up to do, so we’ll call her ‘the future’. Now go think about it and see if it makes sense.

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father has said. Later that night, he hears his baby sister crying and runs to her room only to find that her diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peep-hole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed, his sister still crying.

The next morning, at breakfast, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand what politics is now.”

“Good son, tell me what you think.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while capitalism is fucking the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.”
Bimmer
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Dato: 10/5 2011 22:34

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't a chicken!
Aww... :$
Wonderboy
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Denne bruger har doneret penge til at holde Vegetarkontakt.dk kørende.
Dato: 11/5 2011 09:18

:D
martinsen
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Dato: 11/5 2011 13:10

That's how you have a real fun!:))

BobbelobBob
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Dato: 11/5 2011 19:08

jeg er barnlig, I know <3

Flex
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Dato: 11/5 2011 19:14

Lappeh:


BobbelobBob
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Dato: 11/5 2011 19:25 | Indlæg redigeret den: 19/6 2011 17:41

Hahahaha, det er godt, Fakir xD
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