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Serenity
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Område: Nordjylland
Dato: 23/7 2014 21:31 | Indlæg redigeret den: 23/7 2014 21:51

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
Curator
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Område: KBH
Dato: 24/7 2014 23:42 | Indlæg redigeret den: 24/7 2014 23:43

When you are born in this world, you are given a ticket the freak show

George Carlin - I Gave Up On My Species



George Carlin was one of the very few public figures with the balls to tell it like it is and he didn't give a damn about political correctness or what anyone thought about it. The reason for that is because he always told the truth and stood behind the truth. He was not delusional and he refused to be a sheep and follow the status quo. Everyone thought he was a comedian, but the fact is that all he was doing was telling everyone how utterly ridiculous you look trying to be something you're not and listening to people convincing you that blatant lies are truth. Very funny indeed!
RIP, George, we all love you!
tat
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Område: Sjælland
Dato: 25/7 2014 00:51

"There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief,
"There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."

"No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke,
"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."

All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.

tat
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Område: Sjælland
Dato: 25/7 2014 00:57

på kirkegården står to gravsten.-

inskription på den unge veganers.-

" han døde ikke mæt af dage "

inskription på tvivlerens sten.-

" han var for gammel til at dø ung "
Bellacci
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Område: Fyn
Dato: 25/7 2014 18:45

Curator
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Område: KBH
Dato: 25/7 2014 21:14 | Indlæg redigeret den: 25/7 2014 21:17

Den er vist meget godt ramt.
tat
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Område: Sjælland
Dato: 26/7 2014 01:53 | Indlæg redigeret den: 26/7 2014 07:41

running vege dinner



tat
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Område: Sjælland
Dato: 26/7 2014 02:48 | Indlæg redigeret den: 26/7 2014 03:06

en veganer vil prøve noget kød til en afveksling.-

Amy
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Opskrifter: 2
Område: KBH
Dato: 26/7 2014 09:14

Bellacci, so true :/
Det bedste man kan gøre for sig selv, er at gå i en kæmpe bue udenom alle sådan nogle dameblade! (og sladderblade fordi det er direkte usmageligt på alle måder).
Serenity
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Område: Nordjylland
Dato: 26/7 2014 21:42

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Bellacci
Forum-indlæg: 503
Område: Fyn
Dato: 26/7 2014 22:44

Amy > Enig.

De fleste blade i den genre, er lige til en depression :D
Bellacci
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Område: Fyn
Dato: 26/7 2014 22:48

:D


tat
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Område: Sjælland
Dato: 27/7 2014 04:39 | Indlæg redigeret den: 27/7 2014 04:44

uhyggeli godnat historie.-



link.-
animeret oplæsning.-
Edgar Allan Poe "The Raven"



Bellacci
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Område: Fyn
Dato: 1/8 2014 22:49 | Indlæg redigeret den: 1/8 2014 22:50

:D


tat
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Område: Sjælland
Dato: 2/8 2014 23:57

Ulrik Smed
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Område: Århus
Dato: 3/8 2014 10:28

Haha, det må være forløberen for:



:)
tat
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Område: Sjælland
Dato: 3/8 2014 12:21 | Indlæg redigeret den: 3/8 2014 15:40

veganer republikken floridas løsrivelses komite, opfordrer folketinget til at hjælpe dette spæde demokratis kamp mod big brother, hjælpen kunne være udsendelse af f.16 kampfly samt militære rådgivere og jægerkorpset

tat
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Område: Sjælland
Dato: 3/8 2014 15:24 | Indlæg redigeret den: 3/8 2014 15:26

selv om det hvide hus og pentagon indtil nu har hævdet, at det kun drejer sig om en mindre pladetektonisk forskydels, så melder pålidelige kilder i nasa nu, at det er meget værre.-
nyeste sattelit billeder viser at det er hele usa der er på drift væk fra florida, med retning mod det østlige sibirien.-
Earthling 2
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Område: Andet
Dato: 6/8 2014 15:34






tat
Forum-indlæg: 222
Område: Sjælland
Dato: 6/8 2014 16:26

Per Fid, mødte ønskefeen.-

da du altid har været en god forbruger, du må få 3 ønsker opfyldt, men husk de kan ikke fortrydes, siger feen.-

per ønsker sig først alle penge i hele verden.-

trylle trylle, han får dem.-

ønsker sig alle de smukkeste kvinder i verden.-

hokus pokus filli hankat, og de er hans.-

per ser på alle dejlig hederne, men en tanke nager ham, "størrelse og gørelse"

ok, siger per, jeg ønsker mig et lem, der når helt ned til joden.-

pif paf puf, og pers ben blev 9.centimeter lange

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